Bacon is yummy

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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ruinedchildhood:

Straight Edge Ninja Turtles

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical