Bacon is yummy

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

ryanvallejo:

SPORTS

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

megustamemes:

"Hello! Yes, I’d like one food please."

megustamemes:

"Hello! Yes, I’d like one food please."

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths