naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself afterhours
why do you have this dirty ass skeleton
he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam
tumblr in one picture
i fucking love chicken run
A sexually-frustrated husband sent a spreadsheet to his wife detailing the different excuses she used to avoid his advances.
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad
if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you