Bacon is yummy

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

heyfunniest:

tumblr in one picture

heyfunniest:

tumblr in one picture

sharpaysfabulousblog:

i fucking love chicken run

did-you-kno:

A sexually-frustrated husband sent a spreadsheet to his wife detailing the different excuses she used to avoid his advances.
Source

did-you-kno:

A sexually-frustrated husband sent a spreadsheet to his wife detailing the different excuses she used to avoid his advances.

Source

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

wauwing:

so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you